I AM THE LORD, WHICH HAVE BROUGHT THEE OUT OF THE LAND OF EGYPT, OUT OF THE HOUSE OF BONDAGE.
 s u can see coz Moses woz so mashed, a lot of dese commandants ain even written in proper Henglish. Basically dis one iz talkin about Gad, who at de time woz de biggest pimp in de world (bit like wot Snoop iz now, except I don fink Gad hair was braided, even tho he woz also a bruvva). Gad woz a hero at da time coz he managed to rescue dese hoes from dis house of bondage where dey woz getting all sorts shoved up every hole ?which iz out of order. So respect. Dere woz so many of dese hoes in Egypt dat dey built a massive Sphincter to which dey prayed too. Moses helped dese slags escape and on de day dey all left he performed a miracle by parting deir Red curtains. After all his hard work he woz entitled to a freebie.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
I IZ DE MACDADDY, WHO IZ TAKEN U OUT OF DE COUNTY OF BARKSHIRE, U IZ ALL ME HOES, AN IF U IS UP 4 IT ME IZ WELL INTO BONDAGE.
THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE.
 is iz a long one, so let go thru it bit by bit. hou shalt dededede...?- Dis iz basikly de 1st example of gang philosofy. Jah was a Crip, Jason Christ woz a Blood, an he iz sayin don ever switch sides or u will get smoked. Also de second line iz about not overdoin it wiv de gravy. Let me give you an hexample from me own hexperience. On 12 May 1993 a geeza whose name shall remain nameless1 defected from de West Staines Massiv to de East Stains Massiv. 3 weeks later he was cyclin along on his Grifter an suddenly de chain came off which led to his trousers becomin very oily and also covered in mud. Coinsidence? I don fuckin fink so. Dis woz de work of de gods who woz well eggy at him for breakin de 2nd commandant.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
WESTSIDE.
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN.
 owadays dis meanz do not diss Tupac or use his name in a joke (even if it iz a shaggy dog story) coz he iz dead an dat ain't funny.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
DO NOT DISS TUPAC.
REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY TO KEEP IT HOLY. ON THE SEVENTH DAY THOU SHALT NOT WORK.
 ven Jah realised dat it iz important to chill after u iz had a big Friday nite. Dis iz a well important commandant so to make sure me obeys it, me don't work de rest of de week neither.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
REMEMBER EVERY SECOND FRIDAY IN EVERY MONTH COZ DAT IZ WHEN ME HOLD DE JUNGLE ALL NIGHTA AT DE CROOKED BILLET IN IVER HEATH - 5 SQUID ON DE DOOR, FIRST 1000 LADIES FREE.
HONOUR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER.
 ets remember dat dis woz written in very primitiv times when people hactually knew who deir father and mother woz. Fankfully we has come a long way since den and most dads iz responsible enuf to do a runner as soon as deir kids iz born. Dat iz why my new commandant iz...
DA NEW COMMANDANT
RESPECT YOUR NAN.
THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
 obviously u shouldn ever kill anyone ever (unless of course dey iz called ya mum a slag, or unless u habsolutely has to do a drive-by and all your mates iz goin and it looks like it will be a larf). But killin for de sake of it iz almost alwayz wrong. Also dis dont include small birds and hanimals dat can be killed very easily wiv even de most basik airgun. Also many of de chickens dat u eat in KFC are dead by de time dey get to your mouf, and I don wanna scare u, but a lot of dem has been killed. Most of dem by de Colonel himself.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
THOU SHALT NOT DO DRIVE-BYS
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.
dultery meanz shaggin someone elses bitch. Hobviously it don refer to recievin a blowie or shake vac. It woz well easy not to commit adultery back den becoz most girls woz mingaz and tit jobs had not been invented.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY (UNLESS SHE IS REALLY FIT).
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
 n ancient times dey hactually believed teefin woz bad. Dis iz becoz no one could be arsed to nick stuff back den coz dere woz no stereos or videos (it woz only in da 15f sentury dat de Betamax woz invented). In fact in olden dayz dey only had dirt to nick2.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
THOU SHALT STEAL.
THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
n English dis means you shouldnt lie. Hobviously dis don apply to wen u iz in court, coz if u dont lie den u iz gonna get sent down innit. A way to do dis moraly iz to put your hand behind your back and cross your fingaz ?becoz Jah can see dis coz he iz everywhere, but de judge cant. Other times when it iz ok to lie iz when u iz comitted adultery, stolen, or done a murder.
DA NEW COMMANDANT
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR FALSE TITTIES.
THOU SHALT NOT COVERT THY NEIGHBOUR'S ASS.
is iz basikally sayin u cannot be a battyboy, witch iz a bit hypocriticalist coz Jason Christ himself used to hang out wiv dem 12 blokes all de time3. My neighbourz ass iz fukin massiv deres no way I want to covet it. If u iz readin dis Mrs. Snaith at numba 38 I aint talkin about your batty I iz talkin about number 42 - she iz got a massive one.4
DA NEW COMMANDANT
THOU SHALT NOT COVER UP THY BATTY.5
2. Dere iz some evidense to suggest dat dey did have shitty radios back den like sanyo.
3. Dese blokes used to be called he Young Disciples?and play jazz-funk. Dey had a number 12 hit in 1989 wiv apparently Nuffin? By de way Carleen Anderson if u iz readin dis would u be intersested in breakin commandant no. 5 wiv me?
4. If u iz readin dis Mrs Frankelstein I iz hobviously talkin about Mrs Snaith humungus battycrease. But I didn want to right it in big coz den she would read it and feel upset in her heart.
If u can read small Mrs Snaith den we both know de bit above aint true an I iz just tryin to make Mrs Frankelstein feel better. She is a bit weighed down at da moment - coz of her massive arse, aiii!
5. Dis do not apply to blokes.
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