heres some audio clips of buffy

1. Angel- By the way, I really like your dress
   Buffy: Yeah, yeah, big hit with everyone. 155 kb
2. Buffy- Some fight sounds 260 kb
3. Buffy- Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is show some casual interest. You could go "hmm."
   Giles: Hmm? 636 kb
4. Buffy- Fine, that's ok, I can't put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate... biology. 330 kb
5. Buffy- Wow, that was boring.
   Xander: I don't feel that boring covers it.
   No, boring falls short.
   Willow: Even I was bored, and I'm a science nerd. 339 kb
6. Buffy- Oh look, a bad guy. 248 kb
7. Buffy- ...I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. 345 kb
8. Buffy- Sure, we saved the world, I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty. 486 kb
9. Ms. Calendar- Well, I have been surfing the net looking for unexplained incidents. 130 kb
10. Ms. Calendar- The part that gets me though, is where Buffy is the vampire slayer. She's so little. 205 kb
11. Ms. Calendar- Uh, I'm sorry to bring this up, but we also have an apocalypse to worry about.
    Xander: Do you mind?
    Willow: How come she's in the club?
    
    1. Angel- It's all right. A vampire can't come in unless it's invited. 161 kb
    2. Angel- Look, I don't want to get you in any more trouble... Buffy: And I don't want to get you dead. 166 kb
    3. Angel- Let's get it done 68 kb
    4. Angel- Come on, don't go soft on me now... [thunk!] A little wide... 371 kb
    5. Buffy- It's late, I'm tired, and I don't want to play games. Show yourself. 327 kb
    6. Buffy- Cool! Crossbow! Check out these babies! Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality! What can I shoot? 534 kb
    7. Buffy- Oh, two of us, one bed. That doesn't work. 214 kb
    8. Buffy- My diary? You read my diary? That is not ok, a diary is like a person's most private place, you don't even know what I was writing about. Hunk can mean a lot of things, bad things...... 1,431 kb
    9. Buffy- You're not welcome here. You come near us and I'll kill you. 239 kb
    10. Buffy- I know you're there, and I know what you are. Angel: Do you? I'm just an animal, right? You're not an animal, animals I like. 587 kb
    11. Buffy- Killed a lot of vampires, I've never hated one before. Angel: Feels good, doesn't it? Feels simple 288 kb
    12. Cordelia- Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knock-off? This is a knock-off isn't it? Some cheesy knock-off. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements. Buffy: Think we have problems. 613 kb
    13. Darla- It's nice... you're living above ground like one of them. You and your new friend are attacking us, like one of them. Guess what precious? You're not one of them. 655 kb
    14. Darla- You and I both know what you hunger for, what you need. Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, it's who we are. It's what makes eternal life worth living. 486 kb
    15. Darla- You can only supress your real nature for so long. I can feel it brewing inside of you. I hope I'm around when it explodes. Angel: Maybe you don't want to be. I'm not afraid of you. I bet she is though. 684 kb
    16. Darla- Remember Budapest? Turn of the century? You were such a bad boy during that earthquake. Angel: You did some damage yourself. Is there anything better than a natural disaster? The panic, the people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine. 772 kb
    17. Darla- That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too. 357 kb
    18. Darla- Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is? Buffy: Bad hair on top of that outfit? 206 kb
    19. Darla- Scary. Scarier! [BLAM!] 292 kb
    20. Darla- So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the knee caps. No fun dancing without them! 391 kb
    21. Darla- Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man. 174 kb
    22. Giles- Buffy's Mom: I know she's having trouble with history. Is it too difficult for her, or is she not applying herself? She lives very much in the now, and history, of course, is very much about the then. 586 kb
    23. Giles- We have a problem 50 kb
    24. The Master- Angel... he was the most vicious creature I ever met. I miss him. 291 kb
    25. The Master- Do I sense a plan, Darla? Share... 206 kb
    26. The Master- You see? How we all work together for the common good? That's how a family is supposed to function. 328 kb
    27. Willow- Xander: What are you vixens up to? Just sitting here watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach. 322 kb
    28. Willow- That is so romantic. Did you... uh... I mean did he... uh... Buffy: Perfect gentleman. 269 kb
    29. Willow- How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on, I never know what's going on. Giles: You weren't here from midnight until six researching it. No, I was sleeping. kb
    30. Willow- That must have been so embarassing when you thought he had read your diary, but then it turned out he hadn't, but then he felt the same way... I'm listening. 388 kb
    31. Willow- So he is a good vampire. I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's... not. 452 kb
    32. Willow- Buffy: You want Xander, you've got to speak up girl. No no no no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms. 363 kb
    33. Willow- And it is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? 390 kb
    34. Willow- If you care about somebody, you care about them. You can't change that by-- Buffy: Killing them? Maybe not, but I think it's a start. 449 kb
    35. Xander- ...I don't know what everyone's talking about, that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker. 182 kb
    36. Xander- Whoa! Let's stop this crazy whirlygig of fun. I'm dizzy. 210 kb
    37. Xander- Buffy, come on, wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book. Buffy: What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs? Duh! 360 kb
    38. Xander- You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind? 108 kb
    39. Xander- Allright. You have a problem, and it's not a small one. Let's take a breath, and look at this calmly, and objectively. 313 kb
    40. Xander- I'm not saying anything, I have nothing to say. 98 kb
    
    1. Angel: "The Master rose. He let me live. To punish me. I kept hoping maybe you'd come. My destiny." Buffy: "Is this a get in my pants thing?"
    2. Angel: "Buffy look out!" (Xander stakes Angel) "Ugh, Buffy" (Angel turns to dust).
    3. Anya: "You trusting fool, how do you know the other world is any better than this?"
       Giles: "Because it has to be."
    4. Anya: "I had no idea her wish would be so exciting. Brave new world. I hope she likes it."
    5. Buffy: "Cordelia look--out."
    6. Buffy: "Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?"
       Giles: "Well she's not a vampire."
       Buffy: "Eeh, well you'll be surprised how many things that'll kill."
    7. Buffy: "The world is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn't change that."
       Giles: "I have to believe in a better world." Buffy: "Go ahead. I have to live in this one."
    8. Cordelia: "You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do I get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is. Its Buffy Summers, that's when all my troubles started."
    9. Cordelia: "I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale." Anya: "Done!"
    10. Cordelia: "No. No way. I wish us into bizzaro land and you guys are still together! I cannot win!"
    11. Cordelia: "She was like a good fairy. A scary, veiny good fairy. Heh, heh!"
    12. Cordelia: "Giles, its all my fault! I wasn't--I made this stupid wish and--Noo! You have to get Buffy. Buffy changes it. It wasn't like this, it was better. I mean the clothes alone. But people were happy."
    13. Giles: "She said she knew you." Buffy: "She's probably just a big fan."
    14. Giles: "Buffy Summers?"
        Buffy: "That's right. Wanna tell me what I'm doing here?"
    15. The Master: "I've lost my appetite for this one. She keeps looking at me. I'm trying to eat and she looks at me."
    16. The Master: "I remember that lust for the kill."
    17. The Master: "Hunt & kill, hunt & kill. Titilating? Yes. Practical? Hardly."
    18. Oz: "You can leave me alone. I need to figure things out."
        Willow: "But, maybe if we talk about it we could--"
        Oz: "Look, I'm sorry this is hard for you but, I told you what I need. So I can't help feeling like the reason you wanna talk is so you can feel better about yourself. That's not my problem."
    19. Willow: "Isn't he gonna go poof?"
    20. Willow: "You're in a big cage."
    21. Willow: "That's right puppy. Willow's gonna make you bark."
    22. Xander: "Buffy? The Slayer?" Cordelia: "No, Buffy the dog-faced girl. Who do you think I'm talking about?"
    23. Xander: "So you're a Watcher huh? Watch this!" (Xander & Willow bite and kill Cordelia)
    24. End of episode: The Master snaps Buffy's neck. Giles breaks the amulet. The wish is broken.
    25. Music: The ending sequence music where everyone kills each other.
    
     
    Buffy- I missed it... yet somehow I'll find the courage to live on. 154 kb
    Buffy- Then again, I'm not as hyperaware of him as, oh say for example... you. Willow: Hyperaware? Well, I'm not constantly measuring his health, his moods, his blood pressure--130 over 80. You got it bad, girl. 605 kb
    Buffy- Oh, great, the wicked monkeys. 106 kb
    Buffy- And the weird behavior award goes to... 110 kb
    Buffy- Going to say something to me? 62 kb
    Buffy- I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me. 125 kb
    Buffy- Come on, I know what you want. 89 kb
    Buffy- This is definately the superior Xander, accept no substitutes. 138 kb
    Coach- All right, it's raining, all regular gym classes have been postponed. You know what that means.... dodge ball! 519 kb
    Coach- God this game is brutal... I love it! 164 kb
    Giles- Right! That's enough training for one day. 139 kb
    Giles- No, no, that's fine. You just run along to class... while I wait for the feeling to return to my arms. 384 kb
    Giles- Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate, and there's a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor? And, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about... it's devastating, he's turned into a sixteen year old boy... of course you'll have to kill him. 1,003 kb
    Giles- Buffy, boys can be cruel. They tease, they prey on the week. It's natural teen behavior patterns. 318 kb
    Giles- The evidence that you presented me with is sketch at best. 107 kb
    Giles- What are you going to do? Get my books... look stuff up. 278 kb
    Giles- How terribly frustrating for you that a bunch of school children could accomplish what you could not. Zookeeper: It bothered me, but the power will be mine. 455 kb
    Giles- Did I miss anything? 102 kb
    Pack member- Oh look, it's Buffy and all her friends. Buffy: That's witty. 209 kb
    Pack member- Careful, she might beat you up. 175 kb
    Principal Flutie- I have seen some sick things in my life, believe me, but this is beyond the pale! 357 kb
    Principal Flutie- How could you? A poor defenseless pig! 194 kb
    Willow- They're obnoxious, professionally. 83 kb
    Willow- No, no one's going in there. 66 kb
    Willow- Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man who's leather jacket you're wearing right now? Buffy: Goes with the shoes. 339 kb
    Willow- Come one, Angel pushes your buttons, you know he does. Buffy: I suppose some girls might find him good looking.... if they have eyes. All right, he's a honey. 524 kb
    Willow- I thought Xander would be here by now. Buffy: That would make him on time, we couldn't have that. 201 kb
    Willow- You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, "Hey kids, where's the cool party this week?" 404 kb
    Willow- We can finish this another time. 88 kb
    Willow- Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy, or some ducks? 182 kb
    Willow- You'll pretend to slash my throat and put the evil in the hyenas? Zookeeper: Something like that. 269 kb
    Willow- I heard the vice principal is taking over until they can find a replacement. Buffy: Well, shouldn't be too hard to find one, unless they ask what happened to the last one. 339 kb
    Xander- We just saw the zebras mating, thank you, very exciting. Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes! 229 kb
    Xander- I'm feeling that you're not in the field trip spirit here. 107 kb
    Xander- Buffy, this isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals, this is about not being in class. Buffy: You know you're right, suddenly the animals look shiny and new. Gotta have perspective. 461 kb
    Xander- Well, every school has them. See you start a new school, get some desks, some blackboards and some mean kids. 213 kb
    Xander- I'll handle it. This job doesn't require actual slaying. 167 kb
    Xander- Girls! Buffy: Boy! 90 kb
    Xander- ...You're sharing. Friends like to share. 240 kb
    Xander- Let's do lunch. 110 kb
    Xander- Well guess who just got mean... 62 kb
    Xander- Come on Slayer, I like it when you're scared. 122 kb
    Xander- Shoot me, stuff me, mount me. 132 kb
    Zookeeper- Hold it, are you blind, or just illiterate? 118 kb